Damn you autocorrect

I want to share with you this page that made me LAUGH so so so much.
Maybe you've all already seen it and im just a late bloomer in finding it!


Which one is your favourite?

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What do you see?

What do you see when you look at the picture above (the white string bit) without thinking too much about it???

Now give it some thought, and see what that initial thought develop into.


Be quite interesting to see what you make of it - comment with your reply and I'll tell you what I saw.


Jay


p/s I really won't think your reply would be silly or stupid in fact it will only fascinate me!!! So don't worry <3 also I should hide comments until such time everyone has commented, but it's too high-tech for me hah

Honestly, I will LOVE all your comments on what you see so leave one now! xxx


Much love!

☆ Twinkle twinkle little stars ☆

A few weeks ago I built up the courage and went to a ballet class after almost 10 years of missing in action. As much as I enjoyed it, it also made me feel a little ... depressed! I felt like a little failure having let go and losing sight of all my glittering dreams & passion from when I was younger! It's almost as if I've betrayed the mini-me.


If I could tell little Jay something now, I'd tell her to not worry and just keep spinning in her little pink tutu.
I'd also tell the 12 year old me to not be so arrogant to think that even if I stopped playing piano then I would get back into it easily because the 23 year old self at present is finding it extremely difficult, annoying and frustrating. If a 12 year old can read a piece of music and make her fingers glide ... surely an older version could as well? I'm gonna keep trying, wish me luck.
Have you any hobbies / talents / dreams that you lost sight of?

I need ....

...CHOCOLATE!!!



When you have one of those days, what do you crave?



Ps - it might seem like this was taken at some sewer place (be assured its not) ... it's just a party where the chocolate cake was the victim :(

mmm...

So today something pretty embarrassing happened. As I got out of my car this old geezer laughed at my parking. He ACTUALLY said out loud 'haha good parking there' and im like hey?? Quite a few people turned around and laughed and im like what have I done wrong here??? I dont get it!! This nice guy said no it isn't that bad!! and i'm like wait - it isn't 'isn't that bad' ... ITS IN THE BOX!! Just the fact that I was stood in the middle of town feeling a bit ???? saying 'Whats wrong with it???' is a little wtf... Here's how I parked:





Now I know its a little far from the curb, but it IS in the box and at least I havent gone up the pedestrian pathway haha. I know I'm not the best parker ... I'd rather park further and walk than to parallel park and when I do get the car in on rare occasions, I have a mini celebration! Rarr! Personally I think its fine ... but you might think its not lol!

Actually I'm no stranger to embarrassing moments ... here's a mini collection of stories:

1. Last week we had a lovely guy starting his first day. At lunch time, being the kind person that I am(!) I said to him 'Would you like anything from the supermarket as I saw your mom drop you off this morning'

'umm ... that's my girlfriend.'

'...'

'.......'

I was in such shock and went beetroot instantly but luckily I was rescued by a friend waa! Not good!


2. One evening after work I parked up at my front door. It was raining rather heavily ... and I was sat there for a good 2-3 minutes pressing the 'open' button on my car keys pointed towards my front door. Dork.

Ah there's so many stupid stories my boyfriend will probs enjoy telling you more haha but I promise I'm not stupid :)


Have you any funny maybe a little embarrassing story to share? I'd love to hear them!

Jay
xxx

I really don't get it.

It's time to get a new passport ... so off I go to one of those photo booth that charges extortionate amount for some pretty normal looking photo (I really detest them for charging £5!!)




Rather happy with the result ... only to find out that the people won't accept my photo because my head is slightly tilted and im smiling.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????? Passports lasts FOREVER so it's not a crime to want to look good especially when you always look rough after travelling. Give the security guys some happiness when they see a smiling photo (and the fact that the rough looking person in front of them with glasses, messy hair & make-up free face CAN actually look good!). So pretty photo rejected, off I go again to take another. Please, be warned.


No, seriously.


Here is my mug shot...





Uhhhh I look like I'm about to kill someone. Doesn't help that my fringe was cut too short looking like Cleopatra (another post on that tomorrow). There goes my £5 & this picture haunting me for like ever.

If I had my own country ... I'd let my lovely citizens pose & take funny pictures for sure! I'll run a competition: Funniest Passport Photo of the Year. Yep.

How do you look on your passport? Feel free to write a similar post with your mugshot and link it by commenting below!


Oh PS, here is my boyfriend's mugshot.



CRIMINAL MUCH????????? Yahaaaa! Boo he's living it up in New Zealand at the moment and im still here waaa Give.Me.My.New.Passport.Like.NAO!!!!